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December 30, 2008
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Whoa,
the internet
New broken chair essay next week.
New everything next week.
It's a year for growth!
and a year to stretch your legs!
and a year to try and figure out why people like the band grizzly bear
and a year to try and give blood without fainting
and a year to grow a beard like alden nowlan
and a year to figure out what my cats are really thinking.
"let's sit down and have an honest talk."
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December 19, 2008
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OK!
christmas is almost here,
i am finishing up fundraiser poems,
i'm wrapping shit
also i'm rappin shit:
"we're standing around with knives in our hands
all of our fathers are in mid 80's cover bands."
hahaha,
that was a pretty terrible rap lyric.
there wasn't even any bitches.
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December 15, 2008
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Hey dudes,
So we raised $505 this year with words for wishes!
That's pretty much totally awesome!
Here's a picture of my dog to celebrate!:
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December 10, 2008
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"Fuck, I dunno guy, just fuckin'
snap that shit rate offa there er somethin"
he is saying.
He's being serious though,
and I am finding it hard not to respect that.
We are standing in the street,
it is snowing.
He is inspecting the broken wiper
"Yeah man, she's super fucked."
I'm quiet about this for a minute.
I am late for work.
"Hey work, yeah I'm gonna be a little late this morning,
my wiper's broken and i can't see.
what's that?
yeah.
no, yeah my neighbor's here, he's giving me a hand.
Yeah, she's super fucked.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah we tried snappin' that shit rate offa there
yeah.
yeah.
didn't work.
These are the Wednesday mornings
Californians don't want
and Canadians can't live without.
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December 9, 2008
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I am all over the fuckin' place today.
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December 8, 2008
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Hey internet,
my super rad fundraiser words for wishes is half done, and doing great! check that shit out for more deetz, and some finished poetry.
pottery.
possem...ery.
awesom-ery?
alrite, here's a poem i'm going to make up as i go:
so this guy is walking down this steep hill
looking around and growing a mustache.
these are the things he is doing.
these are the things that are important to him today.
he sees this girl and she's totally bombtastic
and he's all like
"what's up pretty lady" and she's all like
"not much, totally boss mustache"
which basically means they hit it off,
right away.
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December 3, 2008
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hey, here's something us stewarts do whilst waiting for food in a restaurant.
Hangman!
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December 1, 2008
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Hey internet dudes,
So I'm doing up a super sweet project for christmas again this year,
raising money for the local woman's shelter.
If you're interested in donating, or learning about it,
you can check out the website here:
http://www.wordsforwishes.com
charity!
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